Somewhere I read a little funny insight about our planet earth, it doesn’t come with a manual. It’s todays quote in fact here at the ministry. Perhaps that is why mankind don’t stop to mismanage it’s world. On another note, perhaps it’s a big flaw, a definite drawback for both ourselves and alien visitors coming to earth: There is no (damn) manual!
So, the Ministry could, of course not, sit idle. A new category (Earth Guide) is created and behold - a new Ministry Service for the Planet Earth (Universe).
“Earth - No manual included”