Archive for the 'Earth Guide' Category

Society

Friday, July 18th, 2008

“Society is an irrational and dangerous “entity” – as a result of the human herd instinct.”

[Edward Bernays]

Humans

Friday, May 30th, 2008

Humans

A rather evolved mammal animal with the ability of imagination, oral communication and killing each other, and other beings, without a natural cause and on planetary scale. Living in groups and communities for reasons of security and easier acquiring of necessaries.

The human imagination is the base for humans progress but also a source of problematic life and existence. With few exceptions the human imagination give raise to fear – fear of tomorrow, fear of the other and superstition. The humanity is by far governed by it’s fear and it is it’s own greatest enemy – since it’s most common belief is that their world has been given to them by imaginary divinity that also have the control over humanity throughout time, space and death.

Commercials

Friday, May 23rd, 2008

Commercials

“The knowledge of how to obstruct the human intelligence long enough to benefit from it in a financial way.”

Politics

Friday, May 16th, 2008

Politics

“Egocentric powerhunt masked as social benefits struggle for the greater good”.

Luck

Monday, May 12th, 2008

Luck

“A tag given by the mediocre to account for the accomplishments of genius.”

Pub

Friday, May 9th, 2008

PUB

“A place where people attempt to achieve advanced stages of mental incompetence by repeated consumption of fermented vegetable drinks”.

Fun

Friday, May 2nd, 2008

Fun

“[the] Employment of time in a profitless and non-practical way”.

Earth…

Monday, April 28th, 2008

Somewhere I read a little funny insight about our planet earth, it doesn’t come with a manual. It’s todays quote in fact here at the ministry. Perhaps that is why mankind don’t stop to mismanage it’s world. On another note, perhaps it’s a big flaw, a definite drawback for both ourselves and alien visitors coming to earth: There is no (damn) manual!

So, the Ministry could, of course not, sit idle. A new category (Earth Guide) is created and behold – a new Ministry Service for the Planet Earth (Universe).

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“Earth – No manual included”