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Disaster at the Ministry

Friday, August 10th, 2007

The Ministry proving ground was struck by disaster the other day. Due to an abnorm raining this summer the pond at the proving ground is flooded over it’s general limits. The pond is being used for several testing and training. It’s the perfect spot for HopArt-training for example.

Never before has the water level been so high, which has resulted in a disaster for the floating island located at the Ministry pond. One morning it was discovered floating upside down after an obvious capsize. The high level must have changed the location of the support in some way so the island keeled over. Further investigations has to be made before we can comment on the cause.

The high water level has also been combined with an unusual heat. Last night the Ministry experienced a very warm night with the lowest temperature of 19 degrees Celsius (66.2 Fahrenheit). Can this mean that that thing everybody is talking about (Global Warming) is really true and that it hit the Ministry?

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The capsized floating island at the Ministry proving ground. All that’s visible is a little glimpse in the middle of the pond of the turned over island and it’s pontoons.

Solution for the GW?

Friday, February 23rd, 2007

We have talked about GW before here (Global Warming) and all of a sudden we stumbled on this magnificent idea that a distinguished member in the Ladoninan Cabinet came up with. If this works it’s outstanding news! We recommend that the inventor get a patent on this – yesterday… The Whitehouse will eat this up! We should set this up on a greater scale. Everyone should try to follow the instructions. The Ministry thinks that connecting the operating refrigerators to wind and solar powered batteries might add to the idea. That way we’ll let mother nature take care of it herself. (The Bush Administration likes that rhetoric).

Wazzup with the GW?

Saturday, February 10th, 2007

So, what’s all this we hear about a Global Warming, and the “not-a-global-warming”? There seems to be a vast amount of weird opinions on the matter. Sometimes one hear data about warmer climate here in Sweden for about 5000 years ago. If it was warmer then, could this talk about global warming be just rubbish? Just a natural fluctuation? Seems weird. On the other hand news has it that US President G.W. Bush and his Administration (sorry for cursing) has intimidated scientist for years now and even changing reports about global warming… The Ministry will dive right into this matter – so stay tuned. By the way, is it just a freak chance that Mr Bush has the initials “G.W.” (Global Warming)?

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G.W. Bush

Solstice Activity – GCP & GO

Friday, December 22nd, 2006

The Global Consciousness Project (http://noosphere.princeton.edu), runs a network of Random Event Generators (REGs) around the world, which record changes in randomness during global events. The results show that human consciousness can be measured to have a global effect on matter and energy during widely-watched events such as 9/11 and the Indian Ocean tsunami. There have also been measurable results during mass meditations and prayers.

The Zero Point Field or Quantum Field surrounds and is part of everything in the universe. It can be affected by human consciousness, as can be seen when simple observation of a subatomic particle changes the particle’s state.
“We hope that a huge influx of physical, mental and spiritual energy with conscious peaceful intent will not only show up on Princeton’s REGs, but will have profound positive effects that will change the violent state of the human world.”

To effect positive change in the energy field of the Earth through input of the largest possible surge of human energy a Synchronized Global Orgasm. (There are two more US fleets heading for the Persian Gulf with anti-submarine equipment that can only be for use against Iran, so the time to change Earth’s energy is NOW!)

Today on Winter Solstice Day – Friday, December 22nd, is the time to join in on the G.O. In the place of your choosing and with as much privacy as you choose, and at a time of your choosing. If you want to synchronice it go to the homepage to get a countdown-clock. The people behind the event wants everyone to join the project everywhere in the world, especially in countries with weapons of mass destruction.

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(Note how cunningly the artist have created the effect that the figure’s eyes will look upon you even if viewed from the side).

Results from World Jump Day!

Wednesday, August 16th, 2006

The result of the jump from World Jump Day are here! (Finally) We have been anticipating the results for some time now from Fulda, Germany. Here it is, read more on the WJD homepage.

After analysis of all major seismographic and satellite data we have to conclude that the World Jump on the 20 July 2006 11.39.16 GMT has not caused any permanent changes in the orbital positioning or rotation of the planet earth.

Nevertheless there are scientific results suggesting that the jump had temporary effects resulting in an unusual drop of the average global temperature by drop by 0.09 degrees Celsius around 11.40:27 GMT.

Momentary partial orbital shift = 532,6 m – Momentary partial axial shift = 2.879

Furthermore, there is seismographic recordings which suggest that the highest concentration of jumpers were in Germany, Brazil, Argentina, Italy and Portugal.

Dr. Hans Niesward, who has been intensively criticized for his theory, concluded that only the uneven participation from country to country has limited the impact of the jump. He said in a recent interview:
“…if only everybody had participated like the Brazilians, the WJD (World Jump Day) theory would have been proven right…”

World Jump day: still waiting…

Saturday, August 5th, 2006

The calculations for the “World Jump Day” (as we have told about earlier) is taking a bit longer than expected in Fulda, Germany. We are waiting for the result and will report on the matter as soon as possible.

World Jump Day at the Ministry (swe)

Friday, July 21st, 2006

World Jump Day July 20 was conducted at the Ministry (of course – where else?). Massmedia covered the event and with extra personnel a Jump for better times was performed. (Full story in swedish only).

Jump!
(förkortad artikel:)

LÖBERÖD/VÄRLDEN. Konstnären Fredrik Axwik blir stressad när han tittar på sitt armbandsur och ser att klockan är 12.38.
– Bara en minut kvar, säger han till de andra. Hans granne Bengt skyndar i sällskap med sina söner Isak, fem år, och Axel, åtta år, till den cirkelformade betongplattan omgiven av några vedkubbar. Äldsta sonen Rasmus, tio år, sätter sig däremot i gräset intill. Han har inget emot att hoppa men vill inte göra det på bild i tidningen.

Det är helt tyst, inte så mycket som en vindpust i den trettiogradiga värmen, och allt som syns är sädesfält, träd och baksidan på ett rött stall.

Fredrik Axwik tar ett stadigare grepp om tvååriga dottern på armen, tittar åter på uret och börjar räkna sekunderna.
– Sju, Ã¥tta, nio…elva, tolv – tretton!

De två vuxna hoppar ett par decimeter upp. Högst av alla kommer Axel, någon decimeter högre än övriga.
– Men marken skakar ju inte, säger Axel några sekunder efter landningen.
– Titta i simbassängen. Är det inte ringar på vattnet? säger Fredrik Axwik.

Det kollektiva hoppet är en del av evenemanget World jump day. Enligt dess hemsida ska drygt 600 miljoner personer ha anmält sig för att vara med. Exakt tretton sekunder över 12.39 svensk tid på torsdagen gör alla ett skutt för att därmed ändra jordens omloppsbana. Målet med det är att stoppa den globala uppvärmningen och förbättra klimatet.

Två minuter efter tidpunkten för hoppet dyker en annan granne, tillsammans med sin son, upp.
– Förlåt för att jag är sen. Vi hade lite strul på vägen, säger han.

Axel och Isak står kvar vid den uppumpade simbassängen och är övertygade om att den krusade vattenytan är tecken på att projektet lyckats.

Bengt som driver lantbruk på en av granngårdarna berättar en stund tidigare att det mest är för Fredrik Axwiks skull som de deltar.
– Han är ju konstnär… Men vad är konst? Till utställningen pÃ¥ biblioteket för ett tag sedan spikade Fredrik fast en fjärrkontroll i en träbit och kallade det för konst.
– Det var helt vansinnigt, fyller äldste sonen Rasmus i.
– Som granne får man ställa upp, säger Bengt.

Exakt hur många som har hoppat är oklart. Allt som finns är en hemsida där det står att 600 248 012 personer har anmält att de ska hoppa. (Slut på förkortad artikel, läs hela).
[Fotnot: Den omtalade fjärrkontrollen i artikeln var en av Fredrik Axwik utställd pjäs i en egen utställning – verket var producerat av Lars Vilks]

The Jump is done!

Thursday, July 20th, 2006

Happy landing! With 600.263.540 registred jumpers the biggest jump-experiment in the world might just work. According to the projects homepage it will take a few days to see the effects. We look forward to the reports and the result. The Fulda based german student association lambda-omega-lambda is the Computer Scientist Team behind the project.

12:39.13 local time

Thursday, July 20th, 2006

Today is it. We’re jumping at exactly 12:39.13 (swedish time) to knock the planet into a new orbit! Join in the festivities!

Jump Day’s!/Hoppdagar!

Wednesday, July 19th, 2006

Yesterday July 18 was “The Day of Artful Jumps”

and tomorrow it’s “World Jump Day”!! Don’t miss it!

Check out the link/Kolla länken: worldjumpday.org

IgÃ¥r den 18 Juli var det “Konstnärliga hoppens dag” (instiftat av Konst & Hoppministeriet).

Imorgon 20 Juli är det Världshoppdagen!

Exakt klockan 12:39.13 svensk tid ska man gå ut och hoppa på ett fast underlag. Lyckas experimentet kan jordens bana runt solen förändras på ett positivt sätt med mer homogent klimat och globala uppvärmningen kommer att hejdas.