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Happy Independence Day!

Wednesday, May 24th, 2017

I just had a discussion if you’d say “Glad Självständighetsdag” or “Trevlig Självständighetsdag” in Swedish for “Happy Independence Day”. I said, yes. In principle… I guess you’d rather say “Trevlig självständighetesdag”, but both sounds weird in Swedish. Perhaps since we don’t have or celebrate an Independence Day. Sweden don’t have any. So I guess we are still suppressed, or something… ????

No, but seriously, we’ve never been invaded since the wars with Denmark and Norway ended (in 1600-something), and I think the usual Swedish way of pretending that nothing happened by not acknowledge it, is very much at play when it comes to those wars… (War, what war? We never lost anything, and we certainly wasn’t invaded. That land was Danish and/or Norwegian then. So it wasn’t Sweden so we cannot have been invaded…).

And when it came to WW2, well, let’s not mention the war… The sweetest way to describe Sweden towards Nazi-Germany is to say we bent over backwards to please Hitler and his pals. They we’re A-OK. Hell, Goering even had a summer-cottage in Sweden and was married to a nice Swedish-girl named Karin (or Carin). And everyone was Nazi in Sweden! Until the tide turned… and then we became very Anglo-friendly all of a sudden, and those damn Krauts could go fuck themselves. And no one was nazi anymore. Until recent years when the old nazis started a new party in Sweden calling it “The Sweden Democrats” – but let’s not mention that to the voters. They might be upset. Let’s just brush it in under the carpet, as we say here in Sweden. Donät mention it. Pretend it was never so.

And by the way, Sweden was never occupied during WW2. Nope. We were neutral! And handed over shitloads of iron-ore to the Nazis – as much as they could use. Just to be extra neutral. And we let their soldiers go home on leave through Sweden in special trains. That’s how super-neutral we were in those days.

goering carinhall

Goering and Karin in their nice little Swedish summer-cottage.

Interesting changes to “the normal”

Saturday, May 20th, 2017

The 1901 Dorland’s Medical Dictionary defined heterosexuality as an “abnormal or perverted appetite toward the opposite sex.” More than two decades later, in 1923, Merriam Webster’s dictionary similarly defined it as “morbid sexual passion for one of the opposite sex.” But in 1934 something had changed about that… all of a sudden it changed, to be “normal”.

It doesn’t interest me…

Wednesday, April 5th, 2017

“It doesn’t interest me what you do for a living. I want to know what you ache for – and if you dare to dream of meeting your heart’s longing. It doesn’t interest me how old you are. I want to know if you will risk looking like a fool – for love – for your dreams – for the adventure of being alive.”

Oriah Mountain Dreamer

A miracle…

Tuesday, April 4th, 2017

“A miracle is what seems impossible, but happens anyway.”

I don’t…

Saturday, March 18th, 2017

“I don’t follow current events past the industrial revolution.”

All organisms…

Thursday, March 16th, 2017

“All organisms evolve and develop along patterns only recognized in retrospect.”

In other words, we live our life in forward, and understands it backwards…

If your personal integrity…

Tuesday, March 14th, 2017

If your personal integrity has a price tag… you don’t have any.

Being a fool…

Friday, February 10th, 2017

Being a fool is a luxury. It requires no empathy, no ethics. No moral, nor thought. No sentiment or compassion. It takes no effort, requires no warmth, no spirit, no mind or kindness. It doesn’t use intellect. It doesn’t need sharpness, neither accuracy nor depth. Being a fool is surely a luxury.

It’s best to consider all Trump says

Sunday, January 29th, 2017

In short, it’s best to consider all Trump says as a lie, until proven otherwise.

Maybe…

Sunday, January 15th, 2017

another planets hell