“Livet är inte bara jävelskap, det är helvete också.”

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“Att gå vilse är en del av resan.”

The New Year was commenced with a great big flue with high temperatures, that knocked the Minister of Art flat on his back for at least a week. Still not running on all cylinders, but trying to get by as good as possible. The big light-art project FOURCE is still running strong and a few commissions for the Ministry Information department has been cooking through a relatively calm January.

“We accept money from dictatorships, but not their victims.”

“I never drink on New Years Eve. It’s for amateurs.”

[Dean Martin]

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“Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn’t nearly foolish enough to attack him.”

A: Murphy’s law/Karma (aka tough luck).

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Q: Why are there life-jackets in the IT-Room?

A: Obviously someone haven’t been able to adjust the sprinkler system to the right pressure. Be ware!

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Q: Why do the cat throw up on the clean carpet, instead of the dirty one - even if the cooking fat hasn’t puked for a month???

A: You might think it is Murphy’s law or Karma. But first of all, cat’s do not have the same reference-system as humans have. So it can be as easy as that clean carpet doesn’t smell as good as the rest of the nest. Simply put, cat’s like shit. That is why cat’s may take a roll in the litter-box to get that nicely perfumed furcoat. (They just seem clean…). In fact cat’s mark up their whole world with their own scent. They have special glands for this, placed on the side of their head. So when you think they are all cuddly and nice rubbing up against your leg, they are in fact just going around and placing their smell, making “this is mine”, “this too”, “been here”, “stay out” and so on. So to return to your question, why the cat puke on the clean carpet - it is to get that nice “lived in”-smell.

Or it can be a hairball combined with a hint of bad luck.

“It is no measure of health to be well adjusted to a profoundly sick society.”
[Krishnamurti]

“Life is too short for bad nuts.”